My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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