i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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