Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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