well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
this will be a night to untag.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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