Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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