Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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