New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
how drunk are you?
Several
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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