I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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