What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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