google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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