Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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