I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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