dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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