At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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