he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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