I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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