so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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