i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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