I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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