The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Lo siento on account of my penis...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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