Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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