Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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