he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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