508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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