I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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