I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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