Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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