hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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