Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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