We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
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The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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