so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Girls should come with a carfax report
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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