He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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