So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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