Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.