If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't want my vagina anymore.