glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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