Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I pour the whiskey from now on
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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