Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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