why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He told me they were just razor bumps!
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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