return my video game
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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