Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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