He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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