He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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