Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
