I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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