That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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