I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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