I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
