You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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