No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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