it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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