1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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