I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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