I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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