Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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