How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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